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tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Its national dog day apparently.

anthonycoldwinter:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m using my hand

But thinking of you

(via inthisglasshouse)

dynastylnoire:

dancetothebeats:

Let’s Get Blown (feat. Pharrell) - Snoop Dogg

yessssssssss

(via kidxforever)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via kirataughtme)

notmysecret:

Hotboxing my car during storms is neat.

(via kirataughtme)

b8in4satan:

this FUCKED M EUP

theregoesjackie:

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

Baby…

"Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into."

- (via strikerium)

(Source: kushandwizdom, via rayquayza)